Trump
Bingo

"Perfect phone call"
Threatens to use military force against American civilians
Expressly states his love for a dictator
"He came to me with tears in his eyes..."
"Fake News!"
Talks about crowd sizes
Trump downplays his COVID-19 response
One of Trump's guests at an event does a Sieg Heil salute
Gets asked a question, responds with word salad
Tries to make a biblical reference, fails miserably
Takes a softball question from OANN or Newsmax
Says he's being treated unfairly
 
A Trump appointee quits
Tells a reporter that they should know the answer to a question they just asked
Says something that has to be immediately corrected by an expert
Tariffs are on!
Refers to a faucet or valve supplying water to California
"Chinavirus"
Something is coming "in two weeks"
Trump's lawyer quits
Fires someone on social media
Uses a nickname for a political rival
Says something that is 100% incorrect in an attempt to make a reporter look stupid
Fumbles a word two or more times, eventually gets it right